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Premium EXTREME HOT Alien Fresh Beef Jerky (3.25 oz)
Premium EXTREME HOT Alien Fresh Beef Jerky (3.25 oz)
Premium EXTREME HOT Alien Fresh Beef Jerky (3.25 oz)

Premium EXTREME HOT Alien Fresh Beef Jerky (3.25 oz)

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EXTREME HOT Beef Jerky this is what happens when aliens get a hold of our cows they abduct! They make delicious Premium Alien Fresh EXTREME HOT. You ask how they get it too us hot and fresh, well that's easy after it is processed they beam it directly down to Area 52 where we exposed the whole deal. Aliens use their laser beams by pointing them at the jerky for extended periods it makes the jerky Extremely hot. We made a deal with their leader to keep it hush hush if they kept a constant supply to our customers!! rated at 250,000 SHU (Scoville Hot Units), making this one of the hottest beef jerkys in the open market. You've been warned, this is SERIOUSLY HOT!!